Wife: Honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: Do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: No its not me. Husband: Who then! Wife: Our neighbor Husband: You paid him how much? Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x…. Husband: I hope u gave him bread!! Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!
